Oh my god, I spend so much money on food!  It’s embarrassing. 

Books, girl. BOOKS.

I’m tempted to start re-gifting him his old stuff on Christmas and his birthday.

+1 on the aging effect you mentioned. Life is set up so that it’s cool and chic to show brokeness in your 20s, but less so in your 30s and above. Your friends don’t always want to just get pizza anymore. You may have lost patience with roommate living...but the only way to keep sharing housing costs in that case is…

I cut myself off years ago when I got into major credit card debt. Now I just have student loans. My husband, however, is addicted to shopgoodwill.com. It’s starting to add up to a) an amazing amount of stuff in our small house and b) enough to be noticeable in the joint account. I’m tempted to switch my direct…

I do it all the time. My paycheck sucks (I teach), and debt and loans swallow up tons of it. I have $400 leftover from my pay and my hubby has roughly the same. We try to save but when there is so little it gets eaten up fast. Also, just buying myself one thing (that’s like $50) feels overly indulgent. Emergencies are…

FUCK YOU Mario! We will say FUCK as long as FUCKERS FUCK UP our FUCKING country & offer us FUCKING THOUGHTS AND FUCKING PRAYERS.

So then textbooks will stop rewriting slavery as a guest worker program? Since we’re talking about flossing over history and all...

Nothing important was lost.

Agree with everything but also have you seen his dog?

I went to a corgi race last year at the local track where they do horse races and IT WAS EVERYTHING

I miss thighlights and vote it makes a comeback here on Jezebel. 

Now this is a timely post! I just baked a lemon pound cake for my crush.

Bring him a small thing from Ghirardelli (maybe a limited edition flavor?) and say that, “One good turn deserves another!” See where it goes and good luck!

There is no way that a dog like that is just walking. I think you meant you pet her when “she goes out for her leashed frolic.”

Tangentially related, I’m still not really over Jermaine Clement.

I was crushing sooo hard on Taika Waititi last summer:

ICE has strayed so far away from its mission. It is supposed to be here to keep Americans safe but what it has turned into frankly is a terrorist organization of its own that is terrorizing people who are coming to this country.

“Remember everyone, if you are being:
persecuted,
shot at,
deposed of all your belongings, or
you simply have no means to provide a future for yourself wwhere you are now,

You should:
leave your kids at... some place that would be your home if you had one,
go on the internet,
fill a few dozen page form for a visa filled with…

We’ve come a long way baby; but men are only beginning to grasp that they need to catch up.