Eh, depends on the font size.

These two FBI agents were not discussing ways to prevent a candidate from becoming president, they were discussing ways to prevent a CRIMINAL from becoming president.

I hope it’s Comic Sans. Or Chiller. They both seem apt.

“The children can be taken care of quickly, beautifully, and immediately,” he told reporters on the White House lawn. “The Democrats forced that law upon our nation. I hate it, I hate to see the separation between parents and children.”

“Doesn’t get any lower than that” says man taking children away from families seeking asylum while lying about it to deflect blame from himself.

Mama! Mama! Mama! Mama! Mama! Mama! Mama! Mama! Mama!

Managed to defy my low battery:

You know how there are Son of Sam laws against criminals profiting from their crimes?

I have no understanding of his exit strategy/endgame. I understand that he scammed people and took their money. But he also stuck around until people realized that he scammed them and took their money, waiting to get arrested? This all seems like a very poorly designed con job.

I think this needs to be emphasized more. WRONG!

Would it really be that, though? Sometimes I wonder what would happen if someone in a high position would just step up and check this asshole, right to his face. And no, I don’t really want anyone to make his nose squeak (well, I mean, sure, but... no). I’m talking about a proper, extended verbal dressing down that he…

Or, “I never dreamed I’d miss that idiot from Texas.”

Nobody wants to sink to his level.

I wonder if he would make a noise like one of those inflatable punching clowns? How exquisitely satisfying that would be:

CVS wishes they could print receipts that long.

They rocked it like the choir/musical theater nerds they both secretly are and I am HERE FOR IT. More bro duets, please! (Bro-ets? Dude duos? Theres gotta be a catchy name in there somewhere, right?)

According to today’s Code 45*, the president’s subconscious is once again begging for its flushed orange host to be stopped, because he’s sucking too much of the fun out of the lives of too many people. Do you remember hearing people, every now and then, sighing contentedly that “Life is good”? Do you? I think maybe I…

When it leads to your impeachment.

I tried!