I use it more for programming or excel macros.

ya know—im plugged into various meme-sharing discords and stuff...and i don’t even recognize half of these. whats a guy gotta do to keep his damn finger on teh meme-pulse of the internet?!

It’s like you didn’t even read what I wrote before asking this question. AI benchmark.

I like how the guy sneaking a look at the chick...gets turned into a chick. Like his girlfriend is a witch.

So what are the odds that election-denying, Donald-groveling Johnson will pull a “Justice Thomas”? You know, hit up some fascist billionaire to pay his debts in return for favorable legislation.

Oh I LOVE when God tells people it’s okay to do crimes!

No one is getting a mortgage for any amount without thousands of dollars in the bank, so this is obviously a case of him hiding his money to evade taxes. 

I wonder why he wants to defund the IRS....

Unless the government is actually handing him a paper check for his pay, he’d have to have an account somewhere. The fact that one doesn’t show up makes me wonder what Caribbean island he banks with.

Makes the fact that his first big act is to push for defunding the IRS that much more understandable.

1 word explanation: Gerrymandering. He’ll only get primaried, if he pisses of the other GQP pricks.

It’s not just the churches. I drove past an archdiocese run cemetery in the outskirts of Cincinnati that had “Vote No” signs. So now we have cemeteries getting political. I know my father in law who is buried there would be pissed to know that they’re campaigning that way on his final resting place. He was a staunch…

I might just throw on my “Nevertheless, she Persisted” shirt and set foot back in my hometown Catholic church just as a “fuck you” to the church for donating millions to the “Vote No” campaign.

While all this is despicable, of course, there is something hilarious about DeWine’s argument that if Issue 1 is blocked, the Ohio government will suddenly now have a way to come up with a way that majority of Ohioans can support for two reasons.

Holy Uncanny Valley, DeWines!  Turn off that face filtering, please!

Aww, he’s just trying to emulate his hero, Big Daddy Donny, who also wears lifts and lies about everything.

Almost any boot with a remotely pointed tip is going to have a vacant inch or two at the end unless you have abnormal feet that come to a point in the center of your foot, not the inside of your foot

Any man claiming to be 5'11" is at most 5'9". Men who are between 5'10" and 5'11" all claim 6'.

Moms for Liberty: Americans don’t know or understand basic concepts about recent murderous dictators.

Yes but it’s still in KS.  As someone who has also lived in “College towns” in the midwest (I’m from Indiana), you can’t deny that the red bleeds in.  They are not safe in the way that college towns are in liberal states.  I think there is nuance in how awful they are, but it doesn’t stop it from being an unsafe place…