saddlebrookshaman
SaddleBrookShaman
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One man was charged with the real-sounding crime of “unlawful use of a two way communication device.”

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You’re from Minnesota. Just come around State Fair time, at the State Fair, and talk up your roots. I’ll buy exactly one book if you do that.

And of course, no sideburns

I suppose the Yankee players will be allowed to incorporate quotation marks around their uniform number.

The Nats are just incredible this year. I know we’ve seen this before, and I know they have let their fans down before, but this is it, man. It’s gonna happen. This is the year the Nats are gonna make it all the way to the NLCS.

It’s also because you can, at public courses, dress and play like a normal human without getting side-eye. Feel free to wear jeans. Or gym shorts. Or a T-shirt. Or a hoodie if it’s cold. Or dress up in your $100 Nike slacks and your $55 Under Armour shirt with HeatTechColdWearGear™ if you want! The point is that it

That was some eh+ bitching.

tfw you use the horrible person as a means to an end, pushing them to their most extreme limits, and then letting their expensive husk be somebody else’s problem.

My dad said that back in the Soviet Union, if you kept your wipers on the car, they’d get stolen, so everyone kept them inside the car. If it started to rain, traffic stopped everywhere, everyone got out of their car and put on their wiper blades. That’s how quick of a job it is, you can literally have everyone stop

Since Matt Harvey has been a full-time MLB player, the Phillies are 280-368 and have never finished above the Mets in the division. Enjoy that sundae.

I’m not surprised. He can’t protect the shotgun on the field so why would anyone expect him to do it off the field?

NO, that tattoo is German for “The Bart, The.”

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