And if you leave your house now, you just might be able to make it to the new stadium by October.

Pretty much

With Home Depot there’s less of a joke, because it’s just Nick Offerman smiling as he walks down the aisle, unmolested by anybody trying to be remotely helpful.

Little Jerry’s going to get his clock cleaned

Oh my god, if Panda Express delivered I would be dead.

Jesus Christ.

Oh yeah, you blend.

“Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn’t, it’s that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing and such and such.”

Easy Top row L to R: Poindexter, The Grube, Deb from accounting, “Slitherin” Steve.
Bottom row L to R: Chud, Nationally ambiguous name guy, ‘Stache-Man Jones, Squats and “Pussy Thief” Dave “the Eye-Talian stallion”

Sure, but let’s leave bleach out of it. Bleach did nothing to deserve this kind of treatment.

But how good are they at rolling crepes?

Doesnt see what all the fuss is about...

Per Gawker policy, the only way to be financially successful is to be an awful human being who will be up against the wall come the revolution. Nobody ever comes by money through honesty, talent, or hard work.

“Who should we take?”