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“Who should we take?”
He’s going to open a chain to compete with Wahlburgers.
Who has a wife? The crackers come right off the cookie sheet and take the cheese with them. My husband doesn’t have to do much scrubbing at all!
If I’m shopping with my girlfriend, I find the best thing to do is to try to help her out. See, if I let her shop by herself, she’ll take an hour to find a pair of shoes and then not even get them. If I try to help, she’ll get so fed up with with me picking out terrible shoes for her that she’ll just give up and say…
My favorite:
Best looking fastball from a MLB prospect since Sidd Finch.
“We should let it ride!”
The worst part happened when he discovered that Aaron Rodgers wasn’t actually inside the TV.
10 yards is 360 inches
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A foreign object, you say?
Easily the worst thing about college football is that both teams can’t lose.
I’m really worried this boat trip is going to be a big distraction for him heading into his playoff game. A bunch of reporters should ask him about it repeatedly.
I. Ya Mar, Blowing off studying for Pre-cal test but yolo, Harpua, Texting Steve about that Harpua, Calling Mike’s Song, Wading in a Velvet Sea
Soooo... is Joe Flacco’s backup elite?
My mom owns me online constantly.
Damn, Ashley got “stick to sports”-ed by her own mom? Damn.
“Thats a rap!”
Readers deserve an explanation. This is the cereal discussion we had before Marchman went rogue.