glaring liability to an average unit sounds like the results of my last manscaping session.

I recently splurged on Lululemon underwear. They fit like a glove, stretch/move around with you all day, breathe well, and disappear while still providing support. Highly recommended. Plus, cute girls in yoga pants as far as the eye can see!

I very much enjoyed those two fun NYC/NJ Bridge facts in the cold open up there.

That’s interesting, we have a Casper and love it. It has the right balance between firm for me and soft for my Fiance. Granted we didn’t try others. Our only compliant is that our bed now is a little on the low side, but the dog loves it!

That’s interesting, we have a Casper and love it. It has the right balance between firm for me and soft for my…

No one cares about your existence let alone monitoring your restroom habits at the office. Go when it comes natural. 

My Fiancee started grinding her teeth when she was put on an SSRI, so add THAT to the list of terrible side-effects from those drugs.

We’re Mets-Giants because my great grandmother refused to root for the yankees when the dodgers left and rejoiced when the Mets formed in ‘62. Giants were the only football option until the late 50's. 

Damn, a minute an a half, you’re giving me a lot of credit here!

The above image, of the scene outside an alleged Worcester Red Sox game, is the best evidence yet that architectural rendering designers have some sort of Wacky People Clip Art package that they pull out when in need to populate their creations. In this one image alone, we have Kids In Oversized T-Shirts Putting On…

DO NOT DO IT!

Yes but isn’t the diesel pump a different size?

I would like to propose that the pro bowl become the pros vs joes flag football bowl, in which an NFL squad competes against some elite flag football squad of joes who came up thru a nationwide tournament. It would be really, very entertaining. 

I feel like if some guy can get rubes to raise $20 million for “the wall”, I could get Mets fans to raise enough to re-name Citi Field something like “Metsy McMetsface”

Shouts out to my fellow Genes who are called “Mean Gene” (and to a lesser extent, dancing machines) thanks to this guy. RIP. 

oh my god I was just thinking about Rutt’s yesterday AND I AM HUNGOVER TODAY. HOW CONVENIENT.

“Your fish are dead” “Yeah, I know. I can’t get ‘em out of there. AYYYY!”