Getting a new Cadillac every week for $1,500 a month perfectly mirrors their current ownership model of a loan payment plus monthly repairs, with a different dealership loaner every week.

+9.8m/s2

I was about to reply to your comment by launching into my own broken-shear-pin story but realized it would put me over into peak-dad mode.

Every time when the Odyssey splashes down after coming back from blackout I choke up a bit. Every time! USA! USA! USA!

My girlfriend was suffering from extreme dehydration at my sister’s wedding and we needed to go to the ER because we weren’t sure what was going on. In 2.5 hours in the ER, she had:

If the cable length winds up being a problem, HeadRoom sells replacement cables for these so you can up it to 10'. I like the longer cable at home because I can plug it into my amp and listen to vinyls in my chair across the room. Also I went full crazy and bought the Cardas cable for my 600's.

If the cable length winds up being a problem, HeadRoom sells replacement cables for these so you can up it to 10'. I…

Well, shit. Mine’s going in the trash tonight. I have that same container.

Golf Etiquette is pretty simple and it boils down to this: don’t get in people’s way, or fuck the course up for others, be quiet.

Day drinking enjoyment is multiplied vastly if there is a body of water at hand. In fact its nearly a necessity for the mid-afternoon sober up jump in.

reason I enjoy reading Deadspin, it gives me new people at which to direct my rage, every day.

Don’t be a Fred. Also, you will fall the first time with clipless pedals. Practice in grass. Toe Clips are worthless and dangerous throw them away. I am in love with my Brooks Cambium saddle. Worth every penny and no breaking in like their leather versions.

yes and their generally buttoned-down sense of professionalism, no facial hair, strict uniform polices, etc...

In high school we had a dress code, khakis, white or minimally-colored button down, tie and jacket. On RARE occasions they would have “tag days” where you got to wear anything you wanted, within some level of reason, and pay $5 for some silly fundraiser. Nothing was worse than forgetting tag day and being the jamoke…

Ha! Well if any residents of Kirkwood want to fight about it, I’m right here!

81N thru NY is just so, so pretty once you get up to and past Binghamton. And if you keep going eventually you get to the Thousand Islands, and possibly the coolest pair of suspension bridges this side of the country.

So wait, I heard recently that Uber doesn’t show the destination of the trip until the driver accepts. Is that true? How boned must this driver have felt after accepting that trip and a day of his life to make it?