My grandfather has been fighting a war against the squirrels and his bird feeders for years. We bought him a “Yankee Flipper” which is a feeder that has a motorized ring that’s weight activated. Lightweight birds won’t move it but heavy squirrels will make it spin and they’ll be flipped off.

For some reason the thought of signing a pen and giving it to an adoring fan of your office work is making me giggle. Or the thought of “here’s this autographed chair I sat in while writing the johnson report”

I turned it off in the 10th, how many times did he complain about not eating a “decent meal”?

I’d enjoy Conforto in left, YO! in center, Bruce in right (based on how he’s hitting now) ... Platoon Grandy/Legares for defensive strength in later innings.

This may be neither the time nor the place but has anyone tried plated/blue apron/whatever other names and had a positive experience? I understand taking the shopping element out and getting properly proportioned ingredients for less waste, but beyond that it just seems like a really expensive way to cook dinner.

something something reyes has a wife sized hole in his glass door something something.

This is my dog Madison, in her natural state.

Remember the time Lastings Milledge trotted along the 1st base line giving fans high-fives during the game and the NY media crucified him for it? That’s about all I can remember about him. As for Payton I think he hit a homer over the Green Monster once, and wore #44?

Smartwool dress socks. Prepare for your life to change dramatically.

So, at the time this would have occurred I was a sophomore in high school. I rode the bus every day to and from school, which was quite a lengthy ride because my school was far from my home and the bus acted like a taxi stopping at everyone’s homes. I was one of the last stops so I’d be on the bus every day from…

I was expecting a lot more AReed at the start of the season, for certain. I would suggest avoiding the comments on NJ.com for this one, unless you enjoy self-harm.

I was in the tool aisle once buying something like a drill bit set or a router bit when I overheard a conversation between a customer and employee: the customer was considering the purchase of a sawzall because “my furnace is in the basement and its always hot down there so I want to cut a hole in my floor to let the…

As an architect there is no better schadenfreude for me than hearing about other people’s construction problems. Also if you go to the live cameras all I see are dozens of idle machines and no activity.

OK, so its Lowe’s, but the joke stands.

meanwhile my dog would take off like a rocket and likely be somewhere between 2nd base and left center before she realized that I was still holding the ball.

Lululemon? C’mon Jim, Bonobos make better fitting pants in various fits!

My understanding is when operating a vessel in times of reduced visibility (i.e., night) it’s the operator’s responsibility to maintain control of their vessel in a safe manner regardless of the conditions. My aunt lives in Stonington CT, there is a large breakwater there that separates the harbor from the LI Sound,…