Listen, Tebow is still in Instructionals, and we’d like to keep him there.

on the plus side I would have oceanfront property in this scenario! BEACH PARTY AT MY HOUSE, YO.

I think my Dad said this exact quote to me last night, after the taunting call. SPOOKY.

Ah a nice long read to kill the last hour at the office. Thanks!

How do glow lines work?

Apparently this is more common than I thought, my freshman roommate was the same with one of the final fantasy games, never stopped playing, to go to class, eat, shower, etc. He would “fish” in the game and need to catch 15,000 fish to level up. Funny kid and was sad when he failed out, not that either of us didn’t…

A guy I had been friends with and lived with for 5 years was arrested and thrown off campus for breaking into the freshman girl’s showers and ripping the curtains off to catch them naked while they showered. He did it twice on two separate nights. They installed locks on the bathroom doors after.