I heard The Intimidator's music career really hit a wall after this song.

BOOM.

Wow, the bitchy, whiteboy pussy doesn't fall too far from the tree.

I'm getting head later tonight.

ELLIOS! The only way to eat ELLIOS is straight out of the micro.

Albany, NY. I 69'd a girl in her dorm room while her roommate slept.

But it's just like, why? Is this a progression that needed to happen? I'm not against advancement, but it seems like ya'll are pushing this Kinja thing down everyone's throats. It really sucks for sites like Jalopnik - a tight-knit group of people are now subjected to vast expanses. It dilutes the beverage. Not a good…

But, but, Bill Simmons had "twitter beef" with MARK CUBAN of all people, but now he's the high-water marker? Fucking weak bullshit. Sherman handled himself.

Did Hamilton Nolan ghostwrite this? Who gives a fuck, it's hockey!

Why is Rich Juzwiak such a twat?

How about competitive living in your mom's basement. Competitive Mountain Dew 2-liter drinking? I know...competitive not getting laid ever? Jesus you people...GET A LIFE

Bobby, I know you're reading this. I need a roommate. 430/mo in Wallingford, you pay cable. Sorta near Taco Time and the weird old record store. I am a professional (sort of) and my roommate plays in a couple bands. 2 cats. Come on, dude.

Haha, umm...guys? These are four disabled men with their worker (blazer guy). He may "barely move" because he can barely move. The total exhaustion of overwhelming mental retardation.

Reeva came in and I caught her red-handed

Lovin' the George "The Animal" Steele BLUE TONGUE!!!

I'm a fine upstanding citizen. I had a wild, sad 2009 and my credit report reflects that. At present I'm current on all of my bills and am gainfully employed. How can I explain this to a rental company? I'm tired of living in crappy apartments just because I messed up a bit. Help?

I'll do it for free.

Shit's hilarious. People need to lighten up.

I beat off and came down my right hand this morning. I fell back asleep immediately afterward for a period of 30 minutes. I got up, brushed my teeth, got dressed and left the house without washing my hands or showering. Boyz will B Boyz.

Each and every one of these women look extremely tired.