Dynamite stuff.

DELL DIMENSION, 2004 STYLE. The first and the best, sort of.

I hope they change the name back to Supersonics!

Look, Rex Ryan is a dude in his fifties who still clearly loves fucking his wife. That can't be said for many people.

He may have been able to pull off that fat dude shit when he was able to wear black, but RED!? Dude's gotta drop at least 50 or it's manboob theatre at Arrowhead.

Go Hawks!!!

Mark Waldron is SO HOT

PHIL JACK$ON WATCH BEGINS...NOW

HELL YES BUDDY

RICHARD SHERMAN WON HIS APPEAL!!! WHO CARES ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE!?

Jeff Saturday? Champ Bailey? What a fucking JOKE!

I see smart women date dumb men constantly!

I absolutely love when a woman keeps her pubic hair intact. It's such a joy — you're messing around for the first time, making out and you discover hair. Love it. Love. It. I immediately gain a ton more admiration and she gains some points. Love.

at 0:10 you can see the drive crash through the windscreen. gross.

1. Virgil

Did Juzwiak ghost-write this article? Rubbish.

Fuck.

Soon to be featured in "Unemployment Stories: Volume 34 - "I can't even smell coffee without puking from regret"

Buy yourself a huge lunch today, pal. Excellent, excellent article.

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