They’re the same boys they used to be. 

As a dyed-in-the-wool Seahawks fan, I’d like to thank the Rams for giving us a shorter plane flight and an even better chance at beating your sorry fucking asses twice a year.

Chuck Pagano is a notorious cancer faker. He faked having cancer. you’d think that beating cancer, which is still really hard to do, and getting a new lease on life, would be the happiest day of his life.

Dude is rumored to be almost heroically shitty with his money, so the public “wahhh hire me” campaign, coupled with taking a flyer with a shitty team makes perfect sense.

Look, hard work is what I do during the day. I don’t need to come home and do more hard work to keep a vegetative, sexless, relationship somehow “alive” because it’s “worth it”, and with a little Lifetime Television-esque “Hard Work” I’ll wake up one morning and want to somehow TRY A LITTLE HARDER. There’s zillions of…

“Hard Work” LOL yeah, because relationships that take “Hard Work” are worth saving, right?

Uh, you don’t stay together. You people are fucking insane.

Somewhere in America, Jim Sorgi is loosening his arm and staring at his phone.

Az-Zahir Hakim, Larry Johnson, Ricky Proehl, DeDe Dorsey, Jeb Putzier

I get incredibly, deathly, depressed in the summer months. I really wish someone would write an article for someone like me.

This kind of reminds me of a job I had at a college a few years ago. We'd been coasting on the back of a weathered old president, who while loved by all, was a shadow of his former leader self. The new president came in, took about a year and a half to look around, and then promptly fired 40% of the entire college…

Sorry, THIS is the greatest moment in the history of C-SPAN.

Gonna go ahead and just leave this here...

UM THIS PHOTO OF T-DUNGE DESERVES ITS OWN PHOTOSHOP CONTEST

I'm tickled that I wrote this piece of trollbait over two years ago and I'm still getting hits. Feels good, man.

he sure is breathing heavy

Um, Marc Price is an unstoppable 3 machine and I punked fools for many, many, many quarters and prides at The Gold Mine Arcade in Aviation Mall in Queensbury, NY as a youth. Marc Price is #1.

Wow. Kill this show with fire.

You got 38, 051 people to read the words"Ricky Gervais" and provided links to his work. I'd say you're a pretty big Ricky Gervais fan, doing him this favor!

why would you call it a spic?