Prepare to be pissed, racists.

Fuck that shit. This shit ain’t funny, and he’s out here joking around like it is. Fuck you for defending him too.

I don’t know. The history surrounding colonialism seems pretty clearly one of massive brutality on a brain-buckling scale. How unrealistic is this really?

Wrong. See a nazi, punch a nazi.

Stab in the throat, however? Totally fine.

Nope, sorry - I am already all in on a Portman/Thompson match. 

All I know is American Horror Story + 80's slasher movies = Gus Kenworthy in tighty-whities, and if we don’t get that, I’m going to kick Ryan Murphy in the nuts.

Sure it is.  Remember?  We talked about it last week.  You’ve just been so forgetful lately.  You should lay down.  

Clearly there was a bit of miscommunication, Fuller meant to say he was still committed to first bringing back Pushing Up Daisies like any rational human’s first priority would be.

Adding CGI characters to a shot is still cinematography, as the dragon is part of the shot’s final composition.

Game of Thrones didn’t even take off as a cultural phenomenon until season three or four. That being said, if you can’t tell the difference between Ned Stark’s execution and Dany burning innocent women and children to death from a narrative standpoint, you will probably be excited for whatever D&D have next.

Classic D&D, having Sansa tell the Hound that if she hadn’t been raped for months she wouldn’t ever have been able to be a skilled politician.

“THIS HARMLESS BIT OF FLUFF MAKES ME SO ANGRY!”

This episode felt a lot like the “just before the point of no return” part of a Bioware game. All they needed was a corny romance soundtrack for the Arya/Gendry scene.

“Specifically how when a dude comes inside you, you become in their thrall, how it’s an attack on your feminist freedom”

She really sold that. The shaking hands, tearing up, the look of fear in her eyes. A girl deserves an Emmy.

“She claims Jimmy doesn’t have to fix her problems, but whom else was going to pick up the glass?”

He didn't cut a deal. Other better articles already cleared that. You don't know shit.

Or the cops violated the 4th amendment during the investigation or some similar misconduct.

I believe it’s a split dress, actually.