When we get our hands on that text message the NFL and the Hall of Fame have a serious, serious problem and we expect this to reach all the way to the top.

Hoisted by your own pedantard

Except most of those players won’t make it to the pros. Also, college students are students, not people with actual jobs. You got by on less in law school but then you were guaranteed to become a lawyer.

What the fuck is this red herring “big boy” nonsense? My point is all of the guys in the minor leagues are providing real value to their major league affiliates, even if just by filling out a system that allows for the identification and development of baseball talent. They ought to get paid a living wage for that,…

Yeah, fuck those guys and their sub-minimum wage. Fuck ’em hard, right, bro?

Why should you only pay “a little” more? Your height is in the top 1% of human beings. And, newsflash, for every inch you are taller than average, you earn—on average—7% more over your lifetime. So take those unearned dollars and pony up for business class, jumbo.

I agree. It’s in the Constitution under the “leg room” clause.

No, you a professional and should be expected to adhere to certain standards. Proofreading your work is expected and you attacking commentators for pointing it out is completely unprofessional.

LAWYER: You can never go back to Brazil.
Lochte: Man, but I really enjoyed Europe!

Pedroso came back to their hotel room and found Oliveira there with another Olympic hard body, canoeist Pedro Goncalves.

I had to look it up. I was 99% sure that “desk-pop” had to do with firing a gun, considering the subject matter, but I was clinging to that 1%, hoping in vain that it meant you liked my joke so much that it gave you an erection while sitting at your desk:(

I caused a similar ruckus at JFK during the Winter Olympics when I turned the volume up during the biathlon. And then fired my gun in the air.

Fuck Gatlin, and Lewis.

Great, another baseball story that is NOT about dongers.

Greg Abbott. Suppresses women, supports reactionary violence, bigotry and xenophobia, and sends lots of thoughts and prayers.

For real, where’s the mayo?

Awww...this “food” tangent really makes me miss Pinkham/Kitchenette :-(

I don’t get it . . . What’s strange about a bunch of white people at a white power rally?

Is it possible that ... he actually is so white that it’s contagious? Maybe there *were* several African-Americans and Latinos in the group, but after repeated Ryan exposure, they TURNED WHITE?

He blinded me with whiteness!