On the Ed Sheeran cameo:

“Mikey... Mikey... we never told you that you were adopted. We figured you knew... You’re a 50-year-old man. This never dawned on you?”

This theater was warned, and yet they persisted.

The greatest side benefit of the iPhone is that I can pretend not to see you. Your own dumbass fault for getting pregnant.

“We addressed an issue that was brought to our attention immediately. In the profession of law enforcement, issues will arise in every agency due to an essence of individuals being imperfect. One officer’s actions does not reflect the agency as a whole.”

Kind of an extreme way to make the move to skeleton

Police had initially claimed that Oliver fired on the car because it was aggressively backing up, but footage showed that it was actually driving away.

You don’t understand the nuanced difference between burglary and spring cleaning!

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

That the US tends to suck at basic public services isn’t really an argument against basic public services, but an argument against the American way of thinking about these things.

Plus EAS, route takeovers, ending point-to-point, ending mutual aid agreements, lowering financial requirements for airline startups, and no interference in the hub-and-spoke model.

But no, really. It was only about pricing and scheduling.

They don’t want to do the leg work to figure out which politician will govern effectively have the time to inform themselves about the candidates because theyre working two jobs in order to afford rent andother trivialities such as health insurance premiums that exceed 40% of their net monthly income

You mean deregulation and letting an an entire industry police itself without any governmental regulation or interference ended in consumers getting screwed? SHOCKED, I say.

Yeah. They’re going to send the animals to the same farm my parents sent my dog Timmy to when I was 10!

And people wondered why I didn’t have the NFLPA involved in my lawsuit.

Sounds like Rex and the Wolfman could get another shot! Aroo!

2016 - [dies]

He threw the ball at the guy who just hit him in the helmet while on a slide. Aaron Rodgers, Brady, Russell Wilson, Dak Prescott, Eli Manning, etc probably get a roughing the passer call.

“He thinks he’s really good at football just because he’s really good at football so fuck him”.

I’ll be that asshole. Maybe you should call a fair catch?