That’s cool. I hope the next time you go to a restaurant, you don’t upset the server who spits in your drink. Because by your logic, someone who is bad at their fucking job deserves to be treated with respect in all situations.

#FragileEmotionsOfPeopleWhoChoseToBePoliceMatter

If someone isn’t emotionally secure enough to handle a protest statement by a WNBA team in front of about 7,000 people without throwing a tantrum, that person probably shouldn’t also be a police officer.

Alternate headline: “Asshole Dies For Doing Asshole Things.”

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Well that’s going to be good for basketball, in the same way that knowing Bruce Willis is actually dead makes watching the Sixth Sense more enjoyable.

Talk about burying the Lede. World Volleyball powerhouse Cuba lost to Finland! Certainly these poor, dear young men have suffered enough and must be experiencing deep emotional trauma.

I don’t see the big deal. Everyone should want to save America’s pastime. I believe this lady, who holds baseball in a special place in her heart. Why convolute this issue with facts, numbers, faces, or reality? Support our troops.

In the seventh inning?!? That’s quite the stretch.

What say you, the 73% of commenters who went to law school?

I take it you’ve never been stalked before. Good for you.

Why isn’t the punishment for breaking restraining orders so much more severe? This guy broke the fucking restraining order three times before this happened!

While you’re sitting high and mighty about grammar I think it’s important to point out that your sentence could use a few commas

These give me life. Thank you for collecting them and then putting them in one place for me.

I would respectfully suggest that understanding that nothing posted online is ever private is a more vital life skill than knowing how to correctly spell Ta-Nehisi Coates.

WFAA ran the numbers and calculated that the admissions and parking tax will amount to about $300 million over the expected 30-year-life of the ballpark.

“We need to stop being ‘compassionate and generous’ to the homeless in order to protect teh profits!” - A Christian, I presume

Ah yes, throw them in jail. The least cost effective means of dealing with the problem and punitive to boot! Pity the poor businesses, but fuck the taxpayer right?

#makeamericagreatagain

I know! Why don’t they just choose to sleep in houses like the rest of us? Those straps are on your boots for a reason! Sad!