No, the first rule is don’t point it at anyone and keep your finger off the trigger. She’s saying it as a deterrent to people who are dumb enough to assume the person they’re attacking wouldn’t have a gun.

Probably everyone reading Jezebel agrees that The Apprentice was trash and Trump has always been a chaotic buffoon.

I mean, I find it bizarre that we’re going to act like this man wasn’t a widely admired figure and that Americans aren’t drawn to wealth and status... that was kind of part of the problem!

There are more Americans outside of the tristate area than within it. And plenty of people from NY and NJ still voted for him--or, at the very least, watched his TV show--knowing full well who and what he was.

He’s so totally devoid of a soul he probably doesn’t even like music. Whatever concerts or events he has been to before he almost definitely went just to brag that he was there. I truly don’t think that man has ever enjoyed anything his entire life.

In other net good cop news, Bob Kroll, the racist shithead who heads the Minneapolis police union, he who spoke at a 45 campaign rally and produced “Cops for Trump” shirts for his officers to wear is retiring at the end of the month.

Exactly this.

Don’t you need to have had a job to qualify for unemployment, though? 

I left when I was 21. I’m sympathetic to your plight. Life is just harder to live there.  Nothing ever made sense to me.  When I see the state in national news I know it’ll be for something stupid and embarrassing.  Like watching lawmakers, usually a man with bangs, chugging unpasteurized milk then being interviewed…

I'm going to bring you out of the greys but I'm not going to watch that.

I still say the way its going, I got 20 down that Trump will show up at the inauguration and try to force his way to the platform because he thinks if he touches the Bible during the swearing in and says some blather, he will be President again.

God, imagine being in any grade from kindergarten to high school and your classmates knowing your real name is Baby. Imagine being in college and having to introduce yourself to a crush or to potential new friends as Baby. Imagine going to a professional networking event and having to explain to every. Single. Person.…

I wouldn’t count on any Biden AG being confirmed by the Senate unless they swear under oath to never charge Trump with anything.

He’ll skate by the same way he did last time: he didn’t explicitly say the crime. He didn’t say “manufacture 11k votes for me... find them in a warehouse somewhere...” he said “find someone who is interested in the truth to do some investigation...” Just like with his other “perfect” phone call, he never directly said…

Nah fuck that. Drag her ass to court. Last thing I want to see is another Karen ending up on some right-wing talk show about being misunderstood and traumatized and SHE’S really the victim in all this mess.

That makes no sense. It’s like saying current-day France is a shithole because Germany invaded it in WWII. But if we’re going to include countries that brutalize the citizens of other countries, I guess we should add the US to Owens’s list of evil, right?  Because we fucking torture people.

And Iran? It’s hard to find two ideologies more OPPOSED to socialism and Marxism than their current theocracy or the monarchy that preceded it.

Her family is not Spanish and moved to Spain to retire. The fact that she gave another impression tells you all you need to know.

Well, no. Vacationing in Mallorca with your rich American family does not make a Massachusetts prep school graduate named Hillary into someone who would say “How do you sayee in eengleesh ‘coocumber?’” It’s not like visiting your relatives in Georgia and coming back saying “ya’ll” for a week.