She’s not gonna make it with anyone anyhow

“Sit down next to me and take your talking to”?

SNL really missed an opportunity to have Jeff Goldblum dressed up like Brundlefly land on Pence’s head.

Every time I have a viral infection, I start giving it counter intelligence to trick the virus into leaving my body early. 

Also, the media has been pointing out that he’s obese every 15 minutes for the past 72 hours.  There’s no way Trump would consent to a plan that involved the media talking about how old and fat he was so often for days on end.

To all you conspiracy people who think Trump is playing 3d chess and pretending to have Covid to garner sympathy, I say thee nay.

All of this. Also factor in that a COVID diagnosis robs him of one of the only things he loves in his job: holding big public rallies. He’s going to be quarantined for at least a week (it should be two, but unless his symptoms are keeping him bedridden I doubt they can keep him down that long), and there are only 32…

We should also remember that the man just doesn’t have the focus it would require to pull off a two week fake illness. Especially not on a Friday when he could be off golfing.

People, can we please shut down the idea that this diagnosis is a hoax? Trump is not Machiavelli - he’s a schoolyard bully, and the thing bullies fear above all else is showing any sort of weakness. At every turn, even before he was elected, Trump has lied, deflected and projected to avoid admitting to the slightest…

I don’t want him to die because then he’d never see the inside of a federal prison. I wish him a long, humiliating life behind bars, addled for years with painful and disfiguring health complications.

The American public will never take any responsibility for any of this. They will blame the parties, the politicians, everyone else but themselves. It’s always someone else’s fault but their own.

Hillary told all of you right? I mean she needs to go on the kiss my ass, fuck all you mother fuckers tour. Women know and maybe now you y’all will listen. Trump Tower and all his properties are low income housing. His ass has been broke for years. Now he has another reason to hate Barack, he has more money than his…

Well, a couple recent complications would be..

She had a great record on women but not POC. She voted in support of building pipelines through Appalachian territory, and echoed right wing sentiments that Colin Kaepernick’s protests of violence against the black community were disrespectful and equated it to burning the flag. So yah, complicated. It’s also not hard…

Meh. Symbols can be co-opted, and this one was co-opted the minute they placed her. No one who visits the city thinks of the statue as connected or relating to the financial industry. No tourist or resident looks at her thinks “Boy, isn’t Wall Street great for commissioning this?”

It doesn’t have to be a campaign slogan, and it doesn’t have to be a centerpiece of the campaign, although I’m not sure I see why it hurts him any more than Republicans refusal to give Merrick Garland a vote hurt them in 2016, or their hypocritical insistence on ramming through will hurt them now. But if Biden is just…

I’m baffled at how at this point anyone could describe this American Experiment as anything other than a monumental disaster. What these past 4 years have uncovered is a government soaked in corruption, where the majority rule of a political party can trample the very foundation of a supposed democracy, a presidency…

Yet don’t ask for any help once you’re born.

That’s REPRESENTATIVE Poison Pork Sliders to you, good sir!

Either way, what’s in it for anyone that’s actually liberal?