But why is she on Barbie toes? Is she a ballerina? Are those super-invisible heels?

You should be out of the grays for your name alone. Bravo. Likewise to Chief Queef, but she's been around a while, she's doing alright.

I think you're gross. Also, if you're a guy you have no room to talk because you've never had to deal with this problem. I'm the only one to touch my phone, my husband is the only one to touch my boobs, and I don't put money or things other people will touch next to my boobs, so it's none of their business.

You may be right about men's pants, but OMG there are so many women's pants without pockets. There are even pants that have false pockets, where they make a pocket-like slit that's sewed up, or just have pockets that are so shallow you can't use them. It's like, I know you need to carry things, ladies, but your…

I'm 90% sure it's just a spot on the cat's throat. In the video you can see they pan from above and as the camera gets lower its "mouth" starts to appear, and seems to get wider as it tilts up its head.

This type of behavior is EXTREMELY COMMON among victims of sexual assault. They try to rationalize what happened —it was just a misunderstanding, it was my fault, he wouldn't normally do this— to try to convince themselves that what happened was not rape. It's an easier reality to think you're just on a date, this…

That wedding actually sounds kinda cool, but I'm not fancy either. Too bad you didn't get to see the fight. The worst weddings I went to were cliche as all fuck. One of them was white church, Corinthians, unity candle, then low-mid-range hotel banquet hall reception with the only booze being one bottle of champagne…

The Cherokee Nation and probably other smaller branches of Cherokee people also have notoriously loose standards for tribal membership. You have to trace your lineage back to an ancestor, but there is literally no minimum blood quantum requirement, so you can be an enrolled Cherokee of any race, but like 1/56th…

Waining? Spwinkowing? God, babies, learn to talk.

Every time this kind of thing comes up, I wonder the same thing! I'd think celebrities would be even more cautious, so is it a reflection either of the general population among a certain demographic? Is it something all hot and/or vain people do or something just everyone who's dating does?

I think you have a pretty good example of why women don't directly refuse men in the racist exchange above. If you just say sorry, not interested, you risk anything from being called an ugly cunt whore who should have been grateful for attention to threats and real physical danger. That's why we do what we can to…

I agree, but I do wish he hadn't stuck to the gender binary, women as victims thing. Women are more likely to be victims, but intimate partner violence also happens to men and is an issue in the LGBTQ community. Men often have more difficulty identifying what's happening to them as domestic violence and are more…

Re: number 9, I can't believe she's still bent out of shape about Fey and Poehler's joke from the Golden Globes from over a year ago! Chill out. Even if your storied dating history is a sore spot, you're a celebrity, they're comedians, pretend you're cool with it so you don't look like a giant fucking baby. It…

Dude, I came to Jezebel when she did because I read her personal (?) blog in which she was Slut Machine. And I read her blog because it was linked from Rich's, fourfour, which I had started reading for his ANTM recaps. And then Rich came to Gawker and everyone became total dicks to him. I am sooooooo ollllllld.

I'm a fan of ladyboner. I just learned the term "wide-on", as the female equivalent to "hard-on" which just grossed me out. Interestingly, not as grossed out by fluids, because I'm a fan of "sploosh," which I think was invented by Pam on Archer. It's used like, "Oh, you actively promote the equity of women in your…

Agreed. She would have to be the grossest woman alive to 1) ask BF to help her remove 12 day old Diva cup in the bedroom (what exactly was the plan there? Toss it on some laundry and deal with it later??) then 2) allow BF in the bathroom to help her clean up her stank vagina. If you're flaky enough to forget about…

Except for his accent, John Oliver isn't exotic here either. The crushes are on his cleverness and talent, so unless your ordinary UK blokes are also "brillent" I wouldn't get their hopes up. You might notice that Jon Stewart has also inspired quite the female following over the years, and he's pretty average…

I'm just having trouble getting past the fact that Eva Green is 34 and playing the mother of a teenager. I mean, I know it happens, but every time, Hollywood?

I was surprised and relieved, then I just got ragey again because what the fuck is wrong with our society when a man being convicted of murder for killing an unarmed woman who's just knocking on his door is surprising?!?! ALL CAPS!!!!!!!!

Come on, she may "not be racist", but she'd never admit to having any Asian friends.