It wasn't a party until we saw the Czechs mix.

Also known to unceremoniously pull a stogie ... Bill Clinton.

That'll buff right out.

Pictured: The real reason Ike selected Bradley over Patton.

Never before released image of the Shroud of Turin.

"It's this kind of crap that makes me want to break into a chorus of "There's No Business Like Show Business"

Not to be confused with "Kobingo", where if a player scores on five consecutive road trips, his wife wins a diamond ring.

Before the memo came out, they'd just send you to the DL for tourette's.

Also leaving a large quantity of urine on the mound ... Herb Score

I believe that other bednob is headed for a titty-fuck.

@ David Hume - That was incredible genius!

+1 to the boolean hooligan

The Mick's numbers really started to dwindle when AL pitchers discovered that he always went for the highball.

Try finding a kleenex at Popeye's house.

Who knew that crackers and grape juice were PEDs?

Our local little league draft is a crapshoot in the late rounds also. We usually pick the kid with the hottest mom.

Meanwhile, Jose Canseco, Jr. sits by the phone waiting ...

My favorite part of old-timey horse racing was the amphetamine sugar cubes.

+1 slow clapton

Someone nearby must have put some C4 in a gopher hole.