Pictured: Johnny Most's "homerism" knows no bounds

If not for the Lone Ranger stepping in there near the end, things could have been much worse.

Worst human rights violation in Chile ... ground turkey

Captured visual of everyone's traffic jam lament: Look at that prick riding on the shoulder

Does it really matter?

From day one, Sandy had her eye on that job ... and nothing else.

Those thighs would need a serpentine from about a '97 Blazer.

Just a coincidence that last night the pitcher hooked up with the catcher's girlfriend.

And a lovely wedding dance, no doubt. Swaying back and forth to heat up the rubber.

So, I see that there is more than one needle in Seattle.

Is this one of those Yahoo optical illusion things, where if you stare at the stripes long enough your dick starts to move?

Sebastin is absolutely correct. My sister didn't die ... in fact, all the guys wanted to date her.

Will Kahn get a "dud" from the Mad Bastard.

"Well, you just can't take it personally."

@Steve Grogan - No, I'm pretty sure the MBA is my ex-wife ... or her mother.

Casey Heynes approves.

"permitting one to use the institution's tennis stringer to restring his racquet."

Ryan was in attendance at the awards and received a standing O

Cue Sir Mix-a-Lot.

"WTF ... its a paycheck"