[cums]

Yeah well, he also predicted that he wouldn't cum in my mouth...

"Several" members of the Kenwood Bluebirds JV team had a "sexual encounter" with a female student. A district spokesman called it "inappropriate behavior and poor decision-making,"

SARAH: What happened to Trig?

... on second thought

A pick or two or 25 never hurt anyone.

What does he use for chipmunks? Hand grenades?

Game time temperature 105 degrees. Bet its real pleasant sitting next to Yogi, let alone behind him.

Why is Tony Romo trying to steal his spit-bucket?

+1 blanket with my baby is where I'll be

Dominica: Can I 'haf a beer afterwards?

And I still got busted for trying to move down.

He hit pretty hard. I hope they fix the divot.

With The Beaver suffering yet another narcoleptic episode, Lumpy takes the opportunity to rub one out.

Not as successful was the guy they just passed, who needed more room to go tubing.

Learn to speak Australian - "saving your friend a seat" - beer

With time to kill during the lockout, Andy Reid tries gator wrestling.

How many Polish cougars does it take to screw a 19-yr old?

@Rare - Well done! This place really broadens one's horizons. Who knew when I woke up this morning that I would eventually be googling "fungal sepsis"?

Walt's "$20 photo memories" bags another sucker.