But did Delonte get into her burka.

Don't feel bad, I anted up my left nut on a sure thing there one time...

Twitter will need about 30 minutes and a cigarette before Round 2.

Louisville Slugger??? ... nope, Dinger.

What's the big deal? We've all see Peyton Manning remove his helmet during a game. Okay, so maybe the red spot is a little more pronounced ...

Was that chunky dude stickin' his ass out and holding a football Ned Beatty? Would'a thought he'd learned his lesson.

Lost in all the umbrage over the way he muscled the ball away from the kid, is the fact that he then jammed the ball into his wife's crotch. I think that this portends how her evening is going to pan out.

Also taking a "spin shot against a fellow" was Cyrus_the_virus ... and look where it got him.

The late, great Karlifornia lifted my pink veil for an indirect reference to Paul Konerko performing oral sex. Since then, I have had a few more comments that occasionally, receive promotions. Recently, I took it in the shorts from the MBA, who called me a "Confirmed Moron" ... hence my good-natured name change.…

"Labor issues are just business, nothing personal."

I figure if the shoe fits ...

I dun hit all dat!

That reminds me of why I keep a weedwhacker in the bedroom. The wife is getting some years on her, now.

Kilroy was here!

Where is "Vlad the Impaler" when you need him?

If the eye is brown... then "The Assman's" in town.

I knew a guy that tried to say "full frontal nudity" one time and it came out "Full Front Noodle". There's a catchy name.

@FF - Just don't start to accumulate them. When you get old they turn on you. Fall down just once and they'll try to eat your ass.

Yes, his number is DOC #8604732

@ vodka - No, but I had my balls rubbed one time by an old, fat, experienced italian guy that reeked of garlic ... I was 10 and he promised me ice cream.