Hey, I think I married her! Couldn't you have marked her as "slightly irregular" before you put her back on the shelf?

Just another day at Talladega, where cousins copulate and then swap meth recipes.

Dr. Lazar Greenfield looks like the type of guy whose last beej was probably self-inflicted. His friends didn't call him "Slinky" for nothin'.

Yes, but they sure got some great snapshots.

It may be time for the Motte experiment again.

@Ned & LBabe - Gregory Peck is another favorite. I'll also confess to liking Doris Day, Rock Hudson and Thelma Ritter in Pillow Talk ("need a light cowboy"). But the best Doris Day movie was Teacher's Pet with Clark Gable (Well, it doesn't bither me a bot either!").

@ tastes - Other favorite old war movies... Dirty Dozen and Battle of the Bulge

@ LBabe - I'll watch Maltese Falcon and Shane everytime they come on. I've probably seen each of those over 10 times. I was on a Thin Man kick last year, and watched all of those when TCM had them on.

We're gonna need some more chlorine ... lots and lots of chlorine.

At least he stayed clear of the kids' sandbox.

He just has to outrun the preggo.

Hey Cy, as long as you're in Belize would you mind picking up my bank statements from the one that the IRS doesn't know about.

No, it means go visit your friend in the mobile home.

Is that like carved in stone, because I'm really not that particular.

Hey Uwe, I'm just getting started ... neighbor's cats ... baby rabbits ... that sort of thing. Any advice for a novice?

We live in a country where 2 scantily clad young ladies are willing to entertain us in jello ... aren't we all winners?

YOU WANNA PIECE O'ME ... YOU GOT IT!

"hoochie-mama"

HEY! THAT'S MY MOVE!

We had to come to the ballpark, they carded him at the strip club.