"At least one of the photos featured a team member posing with the 2010 competition car ... in a bikini and high heels.

Young Drew Magery's doctors originally diagnosed "dead-arm" syndrome, but they were perplexed by the accompanying, yet previously undocumented symptom of "blistered-penis".

Johnny Federal Law ...

Cheerleaders' pre-game meal ... burritos?

@ Yuk - No, it was Jamie's sister. Looks just like him, but with tits.

Timely...

That's not a noodle they are both sucking on ...

Were all 16 penicillin?

During Yankee pre-game stretching, A-Rod always called "I've got Jeet".

I figured that I had a 50/50 shot, so I went for it... we've been married now for just over 20 years ... the kid just turned 21.

Today's real winner ... Roger Clemons!

Tell me about it ...

My dad taught me to carry an onion in the glove box to beat the breathalizer.

Second City TV was great back in the day. John Candy, Eugene Levy, Dave Thomas, Rick Moranis, Catherine O'Hara, and others. If you like the McKenzie Brothers there is a movie called Strange Brew that you need to check out.

@Cyrus - So that damn Poppi took it up a notch?

Charles, wasn't yours the first recorded use of the shot clock?

Jim Calhoun is married to Alice Cooper?

Don't suppose that Jap radiation got everybody ... do 'ya?

Oh... that head.

Last seen hanging from Greg Oden's ear.