Bill Self is confused. He thought if you lost on CBS you got to go to Redemption Island.

Preach'n to the choir...

Given his own position in the "other world", Feldman should not have been surprised by the appearance of "Bizarro-Conseco".

What's with the conservative salt-n-pepper for Sager?

"And they treated me like I was one of the quarterbacks, I wasn't any different. They assured me that I would get drafted into the NFL, dropped to third string, and be out of the league in 3 years."

"She immediately rolls over and leaves me with a horrible case of le blue balls...She passes out."

The one with the garden hose?

And the items on the table ... Government's Exhibit #1

Did Bob Sanders even last 6 minutes last year?

As the team from C.S.I.-Ankara examines the horror, they search for the question, because they already know The Answer.

Somebody is gonna' wind up eating a beard.

@ I Like Cheap Beer - It was just Applebees for the postgame meal, and he was only asking for some ice to put on his elbow after launching 37 shots against New Mexico.

xenophobia?

"[H]ow many Gators would be left on the team if you had that rule?"

He tried some Bronzer once, but then a snarky female bartender made fun of him.

I'd hit it...

If I recall, the brown ones didn't work out so well in M&M's, either.

Is Buck's real first name "Ritchard"?

Well "kiss my grits"! I never expected a Vic Tayback reference this morning.

All of you college age commentators that blew off HIST101 this morning, relax. This counts.