Looks like she needs to take those cheeks in for an alignment.

You should have been there for our first date.

I thought the Dirt family was from Louisiana?

Same thing happened to Wade Phillips when his sansabelts gave way and a few shoppers took offense at the visible skid-marks in his tighty-whities.

That newscaster chick was hot ... she must be Szechuan.

Yeah, but those purple 'tards were bitch'n.

While Niles occasionally bleeds only from his overstretched sphincter.

+1 pick-a-nic basket

Derrick Rose "...is special."

Great work by the grounds crew. The well-manicured lawn around "the Rock" looks nice.

Kuselias tries to lure another victim into a game of pull-my-finger roulette.

I'm confused ... is this some more of that cats and dogs shit?

There was that strike at the Molsen plant one time.

He just doesn't want his pants to get wrinkled.

We've seen so many of these now, it begs the question... Is there anyone left in the league that has not smelled Griffin's balls?

... and big tits

Bluest balls ... Tebow or Jimmer ... who 'ya got

Don't tie me up, fuck me in the ass, then toss me cab fare and say you love me.

I was actually a little surprised that there were no references to plywood on the White House windows, or drinking malt liquor on the front porch. Didn't Rush take the time to comment?

I've gone down to the wire many times in Scattergories ...