Front row, second from right = LBJ

Even on crutches, that little "Barney Fife" fucker still thinks he's a badass. Is that a "hook-em horns" flash, or some sort of gang wannabe hand-signal?

What's the big deal? We've had make-up calls for years.

The horizontal stripes are a good look for him.

I did the same thing at the Mustang Ranch.

"Oops ... my bad"

At least he didn't say "chickenshit".

I thought Maine was the Black Bears? What... don't go there?

So that's what the collective sucking of a buffalo dick sounds like.

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Where's the "slow clap"?

I thought Hiroshima and Nagasaki were payback for Pearl Harbor? Now God is just piling on.

"officials have pledged to "deal harshly" with any identified fans who participated in the "disgraceful" songs"

"she defiantly wore a sparkly pink shirt and striped pink and black socks — big, pink, and nothing sweet...would sometimes mix in moments of wildly unlikely hands-down, dip-and-dodge-and-stick movement, a bit of showiness she pulled off with great skill and aplomb considering she weighs 250 pounds"

"Gritty McScraps"

Hey you little asshole cocksucker ... how did the concrete taste? Casey is my hero!

To the members of the commentariat that just completed beating off to the titty icing, there is no such thing as an "overrated pussy". Hell... they would be grateful for any pussy.

The "Adam Morrison look" is always a good idea.

confectionery breasts???

Is this more on that cuntasaurus thread?