"I'm green all the time now, and a little smelly too"

"Much like the Hollywood starlets of today, he went with Xenical"

Yeah, except at Bad Newz Kennels. You show a soft, loving side there ... and you are tomorrow's bait dog.

Sounded ok to me

"As an officer attempted to clap handcuffs on him, Naanee "began to actively pull away"

I believe that might be about a Simplex 10, and it happens to match the one on Mrs. James taco.

Looking forward to that. My VCR tapes of "Pink Lady & Jeff" are starting to skip.

What's the problem?

Look at the eyes ... frightening! Last time I saw eyes like those it was a closeup of Ted Bundy. You've all seen those biographical documentaries on serial killers. They always zoom to a black and white closeup of the eyes.

Thank you, Big Baby!

uh... that's not spit

Where's Sir Truthington when you need him?

Ah tried to enter a Jones- decorated orifice once and got myself in a hellova fix - Bill Clinton

Just name the damn building after him, already! Its the least they can do. The poor guy has never been able to make a reservation or order carryout in his whole life.

A well-timed knock on the door, and Annoying Boston Person would have either shit down his leg or fell head first out the window.

That was amazing!

Why is Disney involved with these guys? There are no convenience stores in the Magic Kingdom.

"economic harassment"? - must have called them the gnp-word

Hannah does the weather: Might rain ... might not. How you like my "low front"? Fuck you Kornheiser.

The Pop-n-Fresh? Your dad?