Rerun is whiter than I remember ...

"He'll always own this team, he'll always fuck it up, and he'll probably find a way to fuck it in the ass from the grave"

@homer_sexual: No shit.

@Cyrus_the_virus: Could be worse ...

@TheCarlosRuizSpanishEnglishDic...: What do I do with the other 3?

de Gaulle of you people ... making fun of the French.

Was that Drew Bledsoe wash'n balls at the door?

@bigredgambler: Not if "you love her like the devil til' you get back home"!

You should see the nasty letters that Joe, Frank and I receive.

@vodkanaut: I can cut that time in half.

Its like at closing time, I take the 199lb girl and leave my wingman the deuce.

Artsy, schmartsy ... you can keep the one with the coneheads in the boats, give me the one with the tits.

Hey, next games party I call dibbs on AJ as my partner for Balderdash.

@titansfan78: I hadn't thought of that, but your "Palin-speak" is quite empowering. I've got a shovel and 40 acres ... they'll never find her.

"There were too many squats at too much weight for too long period of time."

@Hand In Pocket: Pretty sure I saw them bunking together in the alzeimers wing at the Golden Years Rest Home. Bud was playing Terminator and Al was trying to overpay the big, fat attendant to get him some extra tapioca.

@titansfan78: You're analogy was a real eye-opener. And Bud is my inspiration. I'm gonna do it, she's not boss'n me around anymore. I'm gett'n a law ... oops .. gotta go. She's home.

@Jake Locker's Locker: Cromartie - Yeah ... cap'n yo bald ass

@ToddReesingsTurfFacial: That whole Jeff Davis/Abe Lincoln thing started over an ill-timed "mama joke".

@lauren_jo: I was all ready with a killer "fishing hole" joke, but now I find myself fixated on this eel business.