In related news, HBO has replaced Katie Morgan with Mrs. Paul.

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"No one's ever accused him of misbehaving with an elephant?"

"Middle-of-the-pack fucks like us, Evgeni? We go where we're told."

"I feel like every player in this league adds some kind of value to his position "

@In Re Hightower: Oh... now I get it!

This ain't Bob's first rodeo...

Shit ... that chick's hot! The best I ever got was a hanj from Sue of Survivor - Borneo.

@WhatWouldTebowDo?:

One of the Hager twins (from Hee Haw)

"I had the adrenaline flowing a little bit after that touchdown, and the same thing, right when I got to the sidelines he was the first one to say hey how the fuck did you not see that fat-ass lineman."

"I tried to kill my brother twice," Jack said as he paced the tiles of his den. "Once with an ax and once with a big butcher knife. My mind was psychotic."

@MarkKelsosMigraine: I think that their lesser known cousin the North American Spanktha Monkey inhabits the apartment next door.

Meanwhile, Pete's brother Stink was last seen hanging around the Honey Bears' locker room.

@Same Sad Echo: Typical Packer fan. Brought a cheesehead to a knife fight.

Teabagging ... is that a red card?

"Normally they give us pointless fluff we don't need"

@Red Ned: I thought an innuendo was an italian suppository???

"Draggin' with Oden" is written just because he can.

Instead, he points at the fridge and starts screaming out JEW! JEW! JEW!