To get the maximum exposure at a Walmart, they set the trophy up in the aisle between the cold medicine and the ammonia.

Facebook? Twitter? What a bunch of pussies! A tire iron to the knee ... that's what they understand.

@junk_shot_down: If I was you, I'd be...

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Only a small step up from the PBR Club over in East St. Louis.

@ClueHeywood: Make it rain Pacman!

@ToddReesingsTurfFacial: Huh? Every married guy on here will tell you that there is no such thing as "Swallow Sunday". There's no longer even a "Spitt'n Saturdee".

@Sooper_Dooper: Include a picture of the cat and its a Truthington.

@twoeightnine: And that 56K dial-up.

Watching Cromartie onside return, Deon said "don't go down ... we don't teach go down at Florida State".

@Phintastic: I think he was probably talking about the Jets working on the recovery of that particular kick because the Pats had a shot at it each time... or Phil is an idiot.

Stay classy there Jets.

@Rozelle’s Bagman: Fuck ... I can't even play tick-tac-toe!

@Norm_De_Plume: Now, that right there is just wrong ... I don't care who you are.

@Phintastic: Ah ... the Wad. I remember one particular scene where two young ladies were servicing him simultaneously, and their heads never touched. Quite impressive!

Here we go...

@ZuckercornEsquire: Florio over at PFT says Rodgers stiffed some cancer patient fan.

@Serak The Preparer: Those long, weary NBA road games are deadly.

@EightyEight_MPH: Phil won a SB and was MVP of the game. He may suck as an analyst, but give him his due as a QB.

@BuDaMan: I think that maybe a former NFL QB might have a little bit better idea of what is a tough throw, than a DS commenter ... just say'n

@WhynotstartYunieveryday: And so, the bloodletting of Truthington continues.