When did Lou Ferrigno become an NFL official?

@Gamboa Constrictor: If I'm wearing the mascot outfit ... its still the "Fastest Two Minutes"

@AzureTexan: And then begging for the fried ice cream to come through.

@Bellwether Johnson: He tried to donate the stuff to the Human Fund, but there was some sort of snafu.

@Ad Astra: And of course there's this... www.facebook.com/people/Melanie-Morris/100000198396774

@vodkanaut: "Biggest Dick Night Move"? Well it wasn't Bob Segar!

@Sonar Jose: "The truth is, if you come from a prominent family in America, your path to the top is clearly paved. You can even wreck your car into a few baby strollers along the way and you’ll still have a better shot than most at getting there."

@tastes_like_burning: I've seen that look from 17-yr old girls. Usually after I've made that universal tongue through the fingers gesture.

@Donté Stallworth Driving School: -let's go down to Erin

@Fallopian Tubing: Sir Truthington

@Peteski: That's not a tire, that's Karen F. Owens' diaphram.

@ReverseApeChemist: Dogs reacting to Mike Vick coming home ... not so much.

@willmmmm: No, that's Joe and Troy that spray on Pam ... Herbie bangs Erin at these college games.

My grandpa down in Mississippi told me a similar story about how he and his buddies used to play with rope and invited a black guy to join them.

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: Put me down for $15M.

@CBronsonSmile: Try a 9mm.

@Forte_Oz._To_Freedom: True story. My wife scheduled a vacum cleaner salesman demonstration during the Super Bowl one year.

Somewhere, Rex Ryan is frantically pressing rewind on his DVR to view that closeup just ... 20 more times.

@vodkanaut: parvo?

@Achiever: Oops! I skanked it...