At least I was "stylish" when I got my ass kicked. Haley looks like someone's 30-yr old son that still lives at home.

@MelrosesMullet: Were the World ... my favorite song.

@Hatey McLife: He hadn't smoked so many Cubans since the Bay of Pigs.

@Funnyinmyhead: AJ and Drew had sex with Matt Millen?

Give me a break, you assholes. I had to suck 32 dicks to get this job!

They did my business cards and the lawsuit is still pending.

@AzureTexan: "INCOMING!"

But, if I ate only shit for a week would I poop corn?

@AzureTexan: Unless you were Frank ... in which case Peter Lawford gave the beej.

@billikenmetz: Rest in peace, Wad.

@Phintastic: Me don't care who you are... that ees funny right there

@ToddReesingsTurfFacial: Wow! Does that ever bring back memories of many private afternoons locked in my room with this album. The concept implied in the image was not lost on this kid.

Back in high school, I think we all made shallow promises for BJs.

In other New Castle news, there appears to be an incubus on the loose.

@DrJamesAndrews: So did #22 in the punt, pass and kick clip. Come on Man!

Nothing unusual found, except for an inordinate number of sticky, Lady Birkenstock catalogues.

I already fell for that "I've been clean for 2 years" crap. Anybody got a pus-towel?

@Gamboa Constrictor: At least Mike never has to stir.

@AzureTexan: The unstarred masses are a little less sophistcated. We call 'em "spinners".

@TheBrian: Sounds great to me! Get your nut, no cuddling, and sleep in with the big screen.