@YouGotPittsnogled: Well, you see... right there is your problem. You never explain to a hooker, you just negotiate a discount.

@ToddReesingsTurfFacial: Bank name and routing number - check! Jet payroll account name and number - check! Sample check - checkmate!

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Still not as bad as the Cinderella remake with Rex and Michelle Ryan. Most people found the slipper scene to be somewhat disturbing.

Does he have a hook where his pinky should be?

@WashingtonForeskins: If Hannah's arms get any more gelantinous, it will be Summertime before you know it... although Linda Cohn is still hanging around.

@214w: Damn! I was saving the "not you, fat Jesus" for the next unsuccessful Rob Ryan job interview. You can't sit back around here.

@WashingtonForeskins: Zsa Zsa on the other hand ...

@wyomingcowboyup: Wish somebody would spend some time with my wife. She keeps wanting to talk about her relative that died. Blah, blah, blah...

@PolkPanther: "the Afghans trying to get $500 out of them for killing a cow that had impaled itself"

@UweBollocks: And his big nose is a side effect from forgetting, and taking another Extenze every 15 minutes.

@WashingtonForeskins: Congratulations! I knew that you'd get there. Well deserved.

Tim Tebow - HAIL MARY!

Good luck trying to get him to the stadium on Sunday... dude always rests on that day.

@slanket: He does ... and he did.

Could be worse ... could be Chris Donald in your carport with your new SUV.

@ZuckercornEsquire: If you had agreed to the lucky Pierre, at least you were sufficiently lubricated.

The Mississippi St score keeps changing like a gas pump.

Another "triple-dog-dare" goes awry.

The most annoying part of her hospital stay was the tomato juice sponge bath.

Lou Holtz said "nothing beats the remorse in a hotel room after a bowl loss"...