"Horseplay"??? Yeah...that's the ticket!

@Julian Vargas: I suspected my brother also, when I walked in on him and his best friend. Then he explained that he was just trying to get the venom out.

@gulag: Been my experience that they all have the fish part on the bottom.

@Strasburger_meister_meister_bu...: Do you suppose Dahmer had side dishes along with his entree? Maybe a baked potato and some green beans?

@Hatey McLife: The only drawback is puking up the furball after you clean it.

"I have always said I thought we have had a good relationship. Now, obviously there have been some things put out there, leaked out there..."

@BoonesFarmHand: What direct contrast? Me and the boys in the statistics department at Ole Miss think the "Cooney Rule" and the "Rooney Rule" are one-and-the-same.

@WashingtonForeskins: I did... pumped like crazy for several minutes before she brought it to my attention that I wasn't even in yet.

@Always Winning: Yeah, I think its gay porn highlights.

We just watch, hoping that during a hard foul they might accidently kiss...

"some shenanigans with teenage girls apparently took a wrong turn"

I work for NSA. I know who all of you fuckers really are ... and how often you beat off.

@gulag: I hate the one with the impossibly, attractive cousins who get together at holidays. All my cousins are fat, smelly and stupid. Good thing that Grandma kicked, so I don't have to see them every Christmas anymore.

Let's look at it from Michelle's viewpoint. In order to cash that NFL size paycheck, which would you rather put up with? Rex huffing and puffing on top of you, or satisfying him by apparently, just sticking your feet out of a car window.

Hey you assholes ... at least we know that he wasn't looking at Inez's ass.

Looks like Costanza... he knows all the best bathrooms in town.

He covets hers because he can't see his own.

Fuck me! I can't even give 'em away.

@///M: Not exactly, Brenda only gave handjies until my first MVP.

@SayChowdaFrenchie: Only if they struck your sister with the same punch.