We left our kid home alone one time, and the wife had to pull a train for a fat guy and his polka band, just to get home and check on him.

Is that a Droid... or is he just glad to see me?

@idiotequenique: Its a purse!

Are those "Schweaty Balls"?

@Prick Top: Now, if he had said "has" ... I suppose we couldn't rule Drew out completely.

@scoop.and.slam: We called Favre the "pickup quarterback" because he could pick up girls in New York City ... wait ... what?

@Sapphire and Chronic: Rut row!

Joe: Tell those assholes to shut up.

Does Bizzinger have an alibi?

@Armen Tamzarian: Looks like the wrong day for Cutler to start sniffing glue... must have sugar in it.

@BirdLaw: "My tomb stone will just say. Everyone's Balls"

"so I can even the BJ score with my roommate or maybe even one up him"

"the ball would ding them on the head and make their mustaches spin like pinwheels"

"And yes, that's a regulation rim"

A new marketing strategy?

@FavreFAIL: "Moi"

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: "Fuck'n"

Anatomically correct too, including the undescended, "blue-balls".

"packs of dogs"

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Oldtime baseball fans can never forget #40, Walt Dropo.