@WashingtonForeskins: What she has, is his NBA paycheck and some other side-pecker.

I like the one by the white guy ...

@Fallopian Tubing: Chia-crotch???

@Royals Season Ticket Holder: No, Michael Kay came on board much later.

@Gottliebs Cards: And old-time White Sox fans recall that Carlos May, but Wilbur Wood.

@Return_of_Kevin_Mack: I think that the Peanuts and Family Circus kids all lived near the same chemical spill. Look at those fuck'n water-heads!

@WashingtonForeskins: Not sure, but with Mao Zedong's wife it was called a "Gang-of-Four-Bang".

I used to visit an old lady that lived in one of those.

I asked Ortiz if he also spits in his hand before he rubs one out, and they banned me. Go figure ...

Nothing I'd rather do at Christmas time than help Mr. Potter's bank foreclose, but I think that I will pass. Now ... if you are looking for his big-titted wife ... that's a different story.

@WashingtonForeskins: So ... I guess your screenname is a little misleading?

@David Oliver: That explains it ... one too many "high 'n tight" to the tinfoil batting helmet.

@The CFL Allstars: Nah, there was just no one there. They were all in the bathroom together.

"what seems logical to me is the league was not able to connect the sordid cell-phone photos from Favre to Sterger beyond the shadow of a doubt"

Big fuck'n deal... there's a whole new crop at the draft every year.

@AzureTexan: But, when that overflowed did they use sandbags?

"Roethlis-booger?"

Looks like those two have had a little too much "Cammy Cam Juice".

@vodkanaut: Jeffy was also quick to blame his receivers for every shitty pass ... not unlike the current Colt QB.

Fuck me! Who are these guys?