@MafiosoDong: Or at any convenience store in the lower 48.

@Phintastic: Agreed, but what kind of loser can only make it as far as 2nd string mascot.

Whoever he is, he appears to be related to Jon Kitna.

@AthleticSupporter: It did with Spock.

Talked the wife into anal one time. Somehow, the Vicks was in the Vasoline's spot in the drawer ... haven't been allowed down that road since.

@HughJackmanOffForCandy: Hell ... he probably "hit" it too.

@Lars: The fuck with this high scoring tie between Arsen and Phosph? ... must be rec league soccer.

That's just the shift change at the NY Cab Company.

Would I be allowed to drop my pants in my cubicle and dry-hump the aids virus?

@Fallopian Tubing: You've been on this site way too much, instead of studying. Why else would you consider yourself to be "dong"?

"a motion-sensing digital condom"

Everybody's Wang Hung Tonight!

@BobbyHoying: Yeah, but nothing came out.

Hey Drew, Fuck off!

With Title IX requiring a women's team also, a cursory stroll through campus tells me that Wisconsin will be tough to beat.

"Take a look at this one, Herbie!"

You gotta' get past the stink to find the pink

Leak'n Beacon?

Isn't that right ... Mr. POOPY-PANTS!

Who do they think they are... the Beatles? Shut 'em up ... hard.