@alftime: He is soooo... gettin' thrown outta' that muther-fucker...

What? No tiger in the bathroom?

@Whiteteaandpoptarts: Toora loora, toora loo rye aye

Goolnaz "Asal" Karbalaeinematmoeeney

@sparkelss: I always amaze my wife with my ability to change the channel by farting.

@Deadp00l: No, his wife had it installed because he snores when he sleeps on his back.

@Jayhawk Marley: They have short, curly hair and they smell funny. The best way to train them is to give them a large bone.

Was this one of those TSA "patdowns" I've been reading about?

Who's the sniffer moving in?

Hey, since Zygi hired that black boy do I still haf'ta do that Rooney shit??

Wonderlic Question #1 - Spell "hear"

Groucho and Harpos lesser known brother...

@Red Ned: That tiny nob pops up on Favre's cellphone screen.

I rushed out and bought Sunday Ticket in the hope that I might catch a glimpse of Jon Kitna's nipples.

@ReggieDunlop: Glad to meet you, I'm Two-Dogs ...

@Arthur_Digby_Sellers: Boom!

The tough part over, a little breast augmentation and penis removal and his sex change will be complete.

So what, been a death-trap for baseball for over a hunnert years...

Somebody tell Brian that the kneel-downs don't work in the first quarter.

Maybe Dirty Harry was take'n care of bidness?