"managed to stop a whopping 6 of the first 10 shots he faced"

Mr. Clean's dark side.

My son's youth soccer team in Morningwood, ND already has that name. They will be hearing from our city attorney.

Isn't that the blow job dog?

Looks like the 2011 Andy Pettitte has lost a few more feet on his slider.

@Hatey McLife: Oh great ... now I have to be on the lookout for monument dong!

@WhatWouldTebowDo?: My turn?

@WashingtonForeskins: Give him a break ... he thought twitter was the plural of twat

No doubt someone's boyfriend got caught looking at "Green Tits" and "it was on". Little did they realize that GT had backup in the form of "Fat Ass Ladybug", who said "fuck the dishes, I'm heav'n furniture".

@Always Winning: Warn a guy, would'ya ... I think I just pissed my pants!

That's Brad Cooper taking his class on a fieldtrip and showing them how he mounts the majestic creature...

No guns, no drugs, no booze ... and can't go back and offer Harvey a second course ... his nuts. Yeah, this probation will last a long time before its violated.

This is similar to when NFL Network "miked up" Ray Lewis and he stopped to drop a deuce just before kickoff.

They found her under the horse ... and just assumed that it was a jumping accident.

@Jack Edward's Hair Piece: You have a "Dark Side", my friend.

No way you spot those nipples unless you went in there specifically, looking for them ... and that brings a whole new dynamic to the situation.

Something about this crew tells me that James' middle name is probably Robert, and Harvey is lucky it wasn't his nuts.

Did Dez's mom spend any time near Chapel Hill?

"As the woman walked away, the man threw rocks at her, striking her in the neck."

...by the way. I have a friend who always said that there's only two things women can do better than men: have babies, and make gingerbread. (He also declared ...