The source said Newton was to appear for a hearing in front of Florida's Student Conduct Committee during the spring semester of 2009...

@Always Winning: I was told once, that in any conversation you could appear to be knowledgable and current, simply by adding ... "so's my dick". For example:

I smell ass ...

WTF?? ... I was off googling my other interests and it brought me right back here?

Randy was simply pointing out that the "home beef" pales in comparison to the "road beef". I must say, I agree completely. The last time I was up there in Minny the chicks were all manly and had cold tits.

Actually, he was an FSU fan ... but the tomahawk chop was impossible... what with those wrist straps and everything.

There are still yet rumours of the club's money being frittered away on private holidays ...

You gotta' love that cocky, strutting little fuck that tosses the ball back to the coach after chalking up another victim.

And in a cruel twist of fate, "Gumshoe Fisher" reacts to finding Vince's missing wad of bubblicious.

... as Candace Crawford covers herself in whipped cream and invites Jon Kitna over

@UweBollocks: Jeff Garcia called him just last night and told him: "Do what I do. Be a man and get back out there and suck it off".

"I do that smug thing married guys do, where you stick out your DONG and use the thumb to wiggle the wedding ring on the ring finger.

"You really want me to throw this thing out the window?"

@Coaster Goat: Nah ... she was cool with it... 'course, I had to promise her Dairy Queen later.

@vodkanaut: Looks just like that time when Peter North finally passed that kidney stone.

We had a QB like that in high school. Big pussy limped around holding something after every pick. Then after the game he felt fine while banging the homecoming queen. Meanwhile, my arm gets split open and they just tape it shut and tell me to suck it up and play. Also, the best I could get was a beejer from the fat…

I guess if you are 7' the string of anal beads would tend to be longer.

They would have made it in time for chow, but they had to search for a putty knife to get Laimbeer's jock off the wall.

Times got tough after "Happy Days" was cancelled.