@norbizness: or maybe ... "spades"

"She's laying face down and sitting there on top of her ass cheeks is a giant turd." - more confusing yet, is how Lebron got in your bedroom and why is he sitting on your hook-up

@ Chris Kluwe - love the attention to detail ... right down to the single bar punter's facemask

"Another Goofy Slavic Baller Plays Way Out Of His League" - that's because those guys grew up eating past the fish smell

Is that Lenny Dykstra's head between Magic's knees?

Buster Posey??? Hell... I never even kissed 'er

@Protege_of_Joey_Knish: administering a "Columbian necktie"

I thought "security chiefs" were all former Special Ops guys with 5-o'clock shadow. Milton looks like the H&R Block guy that does my taxes.

Mark Cuban has really let himself go.

"professionally matting and framing a handsome photo of those brutal hits, and selling it to you!" - 2nd worst marketing idea ever ... right behind Gestapo trading cards

Nolan's wife is pretty hot for an old chick.

Everyone's mouth dropped open as Brett seductively, and very slowly uncrossed his legs. "Anyone got a light?"

So let's see, that's 2 in the eyes, 2 titty twisters, 2 in the nads, 2 in the bunghole ... will that get you there, Aarron?

"They're all overrated. All they can do is run around ... and if they do that too much they turn into butter".

That's Elin's "O-face" after a $110m payday. Like all wives ... she won't open any wider.

Although difficult to capture on film, this appears to be the precise moment of a Rick Pitino 15-second happy ending.

With every NFC team having at least 2 losses already, I wouldn't be so quick to declare their season over with 4. On the other hand, it sure is fun watching the delayed reactions of the various toadies packed into Jerry's luxury box. All eyes are locked on Jerry for their cue to smile, frown, shit their pants, etc...

@Sonar Jose: Ah ... Collingsworth's self-proclaimed penchant for veal.

With a slight, barely noticable pelvic thrust... Curious George's true intentions were soon obvious.

"Pools and Puddles of Purple Passion"