I saw that guy ... he was collecting from the hookers in the Grove.

Bastards have been doing it for years!

Hell ... they all came in their pants!

"He didn't include the famous glove in the auction because Smith doesn't know where it is."

"Cliff Lee continued his incredible run of deadpan badassery" ...

@Silent Q: He's not really retiring ... that's just a smokescreen. He got caught sending dick-pics to that new chick in sales.

She's just about to demonstrate what New York girls put behind their ears to attract New York boys ...

That's not a tattoo ... that's Konerko's shoulder patch.

Yeah Poopy, same thing happened to me... only it was her jaundiced grandmother.

...because Jones and his son told her they had been with prostitutes earlier in the night...

Bet mom & dad are proud. She graduated "somma cum loaded".

A disturbing lack of funny comments here ... I figured that most of your snarky commentators were fags.

"Whoa! I wouldn't fuck that with your dick!"

And a friendship was born ... when Ed asked Wilbur for a "happy ending".

Spose' he made that cool light saber "jizzzzzz" noise when he whipped it out?

Or you too will be relegated to a lifetime of seedy cardshows and big-titted chink chicks.

The other 1/3 are the vendors.

Skip only gets you a happy ending 2 out of every 10 tries.

He's also big, black and scary!

@Warren Moonshine: Yeah, thanks Jets. No b-js for the rest of us for awhile ... not til the "all men are insensitive" crap settles down.