It was the most NFL players that have ever attended a White House visit EVER!

Maybe you haven’t realized it yet, but it makes far more sense for a 50-year old to be commenting on a blog than someone in their 20s.

At first I thought you were serious, but then my brain kicked in :-)

Fuck all of you Social Justice Warriors. Tarzan was about a white man who is raised by apes.

No no, he means (I think) why are you gambling against Phil Mickleson in golf. Did Jimmy Butler not want to play one on one with you? Did Eli Manning turn you down to see who could throw a football further? I suppose there are people out there with ridiculous amounts of money that are more than happy to do this to…

Bill Simmons is the worst writer in the world.

That Simmons quote should be example 1, 1A and 1B why his career path has taken a sharp downward turn of late. Who wants to read that word salad bullshite?

Bill Simmons ranted about Jessica Simpson like a drunk best friend talking shit about your ex-gf to make you feel like you made the right decision. Kirby Puckett with boobs line is ridiculous.

Correct opinion. And I don’t need the birthday recap post from people either.

Pictured: California 5 years into the water crisis that would ensue if these dumb fucks actually got their way:

Counterpoint: Clerks 2 fucking sucks.

1. English TV career

Besides it being crazy? No reason.

That’s straight up ugly. And it reminds me of those red floatation devices that lifeguards use/Baywatch (Idk. I grew up in Vermont).

You got hobo vampires?

trust me, it’s more of a vampire sex dungeon

I’m 39, which means I am officially both old as balls and not a millennial, and I’ve been waiting for them to do something about the end of NBA games since I got back into the sport fourteen years ago. Blaming it on attention spans is ludicrous. The back-and-forth fouling at the end of games has been an obvious…