sacmacphearson
sacmacphearson
sacmacphearson

Or maybe just ban work parties? Or have them in the afternoon, as a thing to do instead of working instead of a thing to do during what should be your free time?

I don’t watch Denver TV but I am guessing:

Now playing

I certainly hadn’t heard it in quite some time but I welcome its return.

“Mary Kate, have you tried Warheads extremely sour hard candy?”

A pencil SKIRT, right?

They seem to have washed their hands of show business altogether. I don’t know why they get snark for living their lives how they want.

obligatory

The rest of the elite disaster-response team walks resolutely across the tarmac:

Nothing inflicts fear into the heart of the enemy like The Bird is the Word.

Right on the money re: nothing.

Dump the asshole who yanks the cup out of her hand to take credit for the ball. Believe me, he’ll only become more of a controlling asshole, not less.

White families.

My idiot friends and I wouldn’t have made it through an hour of this before going double agent on each other and driving away while the dunk dude is left alone in the driveway. We were sort of dicks. Also, none of us could dunk.

Hot take: Rosé sucks

Warner Brothers investigated Warner Brothers and found that nothing bad happened at a Warner Brothers job-site, clearing Warner Brothers of any wrongdoing.

Why doesn’t Jesus eat M&Ms?

Ummmm. I’m a mom. It’s not the most rewarding thing I’ve ever done. Oh my god, I sound like an asshole, don’t I? Jesus. Oh well.