I’m a delivery person on the UWS, for me it’s like any other day, the hardest part is having the motivation to show up to work. Once I’m there would rather be slammed with deliveries than just stand around in the back-earn money and makes the time go by quicker.

Laetitia Casta, if this guy isn’t the poster child for upper middle class white boys. Ol painty can Drew snagging his mom’s Victoria Secrets catalog and rubbing one off in their upstairs bathroom. “Drew honey what are you doing up there?” “Ummm just playing NHLPA 93, I’m about to take the Redwings to the cup with the…

Topics to listen to Drew on ranked: Sports, Food, Babies, Shit stories

she’s either the smartest or dumbest player on the team.

Gremlins 2: The New Batch... should fucking murder that previous employee who put those boogers under that desk.

Possibly Seinfeld... “Any day you had gym class was a weird school day. It started off normal. You had English, Social Studies, Geometry, then suddenly you’re in Lord of the Flies for 40 minutes. You’re hanging from a rope, you have hardly any clothes on, teachers are yelling at you, kids are throwing dodge balls at…

For the most part all the articles on Gawker media are fine—from compelling and informative to meh whatever scroll on. Then you come across something like this, from top to bottom, headline to writing, and it’s an absolute bulls-eye. Brava JE Reich!!

“Charlie Ward comes into the game to give Chris Childs a quick blow.”

she doesn’t know his name silly

haha “lucky he didn’t take your dime bag” that was not a weed dealer, that guy is on every coke dealers schedule 15 min = 1 Hr and the guy asking, has the same response. But you are correct in one thing, you will wait forever.

Wow, Dana Carvey was terrific.

This was fantastic! Throw down for another bead kit for yourself, you definitely earned it.

Hands down, best costume ever.

Ben, Kate and Tanner in ClockSuckers. http://www.collegehumor.com/video/769782/clock-suckers-back-to-back-to-the-future

Outside of your family and your brides close friends, nobody wants to be at anybody's wedding. You should be buying them shit.

@ConanOBrien is good for one solid joke a day. @thesulk is not terrible to read either.