let me tell you, it’s fucking nuts

What, wait, did they outlaw cocaine in Chicago or something?

Based on this article, getting there a couple hours before the game would be about 10 hours too late.

I think it’s still fundamentally a old-style network show, in that each individual episode had a problem/case to solve--oh hey, a divorcing couple hired killers to kill each other!--even if it also had an over-arching narrative it was going. The stuff in the middle was entertaining, so I wouldn’t call it filler, but…

He’s a chaotic good.

I wonder what 1998 Matt Damon is whispering in his ear. Something sultry, no doubt.

I assume that an average round of golf for Donald Trump goes like this.

As a Mets fan, I prefer to think of this as the 10th anniversary of Endy Chavez’s catch. Also, fuck Aaron Heilman.

You’re the real hero of this article.

This morning from the Swiftwatch desk, this dress:

You trying to say Jesus Christ can’t hit a curveball?

Tell me more

Colin Kapernick should stick to *watches recent game film* uh actually politics and social media

ugh, you are insufferable

This is crazy. How the fuck is ‘Sex’ winning? It’s OBVIOUSLY cocaine. Even Urban Dictionary knows that: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?ter…

I came here to complain, but that’s a pretty solid bread ranking actually.

I need at least two drinks to even think about GOING to a party.

Bottom left, is that a Dog full body humping a player into submission?