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Colin Kapernick should stick to *watches recent game film* uh actually politics and social media

ugh, you are insufferable

This is crazy. How the fuck is ‘Sex’ winning? It’s OBVIOUSLY cocaine. Even Urban Dictionary knows that: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?ter…

I came here to complain, but that’s a pretty solid bread ranking actually.

I need at least two drinks to even think about GOING to a party.

This is good advice. But it is hard to follow. Especially since I love drinks 3 and 4 most of all.

I bought the k cups. Oh well.

These people are lying virgins.

America will be great when it looks like Hill Valley in the alternate future where Biff got rich from the sports almanac.

MySpace isn’t going anywhere...every single person under 25 uses it everyday.

“Maybe it’s that Tom Brady is so FUCKING CLASSY and such a FUCKING GENTLEMAN...”

Anyone else suspect that, somewhere, Rowling is like, “Oh shit, I never thought about that before... I mean, yup, that’s it! Good for you! You guys figured it out! I was eventually going to tweet it, anyway.”

Nope!

And he texted back in a timely manner. I was not expecting such a quick reply.

Thanks, BigHarv! I had heard about self cleaning toilets but could not figure out how this one would have done that. Now on our next trip I can assure my husband that it’s ok to leave a deuce in the bowl.

http://toilet-guru.com/france.php

Bottom left, is that a Dog full body humping a player into submission?